You know what the best Hannukah present ever would be? If
Zooey Deschanel agreed to sit down for an interview at
The Pedal Powered Talk Show. But there's more than one day of Hannukah left - we've got six whole nights to go - so I'm going to ask for more than just Zooey. I won't be greedy and ask for a guest a night but I will share my top five dream guests for
The Pedal Powered Talk Show. Most of them are Oregonians - either currently or previously - and all they have to do is say 'yes' to make my Hannukah dreams come true. But instead of just asking for these guests I'm going to do a visualization exercise. Isn't that what
The Secret was about? So, here goes...
Can you picture it now?
Matt Groening, creator of
The Simpsons was born and raised in Portland (and went to my rival high school) and although he doesn't do too many talk show interviews I'm hoping he makes an exception for us. I met him once in Colorado and he handed me a sketch of Bart. I never got to thank him properly so maybe I'll finally get the chance now.
Already seated behind the desk is
Gonzo, my favorite Muppet, who may not have an Oregon connection but
he's probably into this urban chicken trend. I was something of a strange kid so I always identified strongly with Gonzo. And maybe if we're really lucky he'll bring Rizzo the Rat along (who was strangely silent in this last Muppet movie).
Then there's
Zooey Deschanel, who's got a number of Oregon connections, but
I've probably blogged enough about Zooey already - I don't want it to get too weird. Or did it already get weird? Zooey?
Next up is
Ann Curry, a proud Oregonian, (we discussed it back when I was an intern at NBC) who once worked at KGW (our local NBC affiliate) before moving on up to NBC's
Today show. Although Ann grew up in southern Oregon she seems to pop up in Portland at least a few times a year.
And next to Ann is acclaimed director and longtime Portlander
Gus Van Sant. He
made a cameo on Portlandia last year so hopefully he'll be game for another TV appearance. His most recent film,
Restless, is coming out on DVD at the end of January so this seems like the perfect time to make an appearance - right?
Wouldn't we make a fun rag tag team? Maybe we could even pull off a bank heist or something? So are any of you neighbors with Gus? Or old pals of Matt? Or cousins with Gonzo? This is the time to call 'em up. Let's make a Hannukah miracle happen!